Μπορεί να είναι απλά η πιο αστεία ιστοσελίδα που έχω δει τα τελευταία χρόνια:
Τα απίθανα περιεχόμενα έχουν ως εξής:
-Oral Sex and God’s Will
-Anal Sex and God’s Will
-Viagra and God’s Will
-Threesomes Within a Christian Marriage
-Masturbation - God’s Great Gift to Us
-A Proposal for a Christian Pornography
-Bondage in Christ - BDSM in a Christian Marriage
-Fisting and God’s Will
-Bare before God - Shaving and the Bible
Η υπόθεση είναι πως, αφού χρειάζεται να μένουμε “αγνοί” ως τον γάμο, anal, oral και masturbation. επιτρέπονται όλα. Αλλά πάντα σύμφωνα με τον Χριστούλη:
Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: “How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ‘ Who will come against me?’ (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
Επίσης έμαθα πως ο αυνανισμός δεν είναι αμαρτία, αν το σπέρμα δεν “χαθεί”. Αν δηλαδή υπάρχει κάποιος να το καταναλώσει (εν ανάγκη ο ίδιος) είμαστε οκ.
Άσε που έχει φοβερές συμβουλές για ομοφυλόφιλους:
My boyfriend and I drink each other’s semen. We don’t have oral sex because we believe it is forbidden by the scripture. We believe that it is the way God intended us to be - just like David and Jonathan.
You cite the Biblical story of David and Jonathan, which describes a close spiritual relationship between two men - “the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.” (1 Samuel 18:1) Jonathan and David loved each other deeply, and even wore the same clothes (”And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle. [1 Samuel 18:1]). However, the Bible doesn’t say anything about them having sex or swallowing each other’s semen. You and your friend would be better off each drinking your own semen, as described above. If you want to do it together, that’s probably OK, as long as you don’t touch each other.
Απλά μπείτε και χαζέψτε. Αξίζει. Θα γελάτε βδομάδες.
